{"id":524,"date":"2013-01-04T23:41:45","date_gmt":"2013-01-04T23:41:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/winningpaws.wordpress.com\/?p=524"},"modified":"2013-01-04T23:41:45","modified_gmt":"2013-01-04T23:41:45","slug":"dog-show-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/winningpaws.co.uk\/?p=524","title":{"rendered":"Dog Show people"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dog Show people<\/strong>
\nI just had to share this with you all.<\/p>\n

Dog Show people are a special breed, not usually recognised by the KC.<\/p>\n

They usually have crates in their living rooms, keep messy houses, but their kennels are spotless.<\/p>\n

They can always find a show catalogue within an arms reach and have kids who know more about the ‘birds and the bees’ when they are five year old than most people know at 40.<\/p>\n

Dog Show people will drive 200 miles, spend \u00a350 on petrol and \u00a320 on meals, to bring home a\u00a0piece\u00a0of card.<\/p>\n

Dog Show people drive vans. They can never be reached on weekends, unless you happen to be at the same show.<\/p>\n

They have trouble getting to work on time but can be at ringside by 8:00am.<\/p>\n

Dog show people will give up a \u00a3250,000 home to move to a shack on 10 acres so they can have a \u00a3150,000 dog kennel.<\/p>\n

Dog Show people have children who grow up believing ‘Bitch’ is just another household word.<\/p>\n

Dog show people do not have neat gardens.<\/p>\n

Dog show people may pay the mortgage 10 days late BUT never miss a closing date for entries.<\/p>\n

Dog show people would rather be audited by the Inland Revenue than investigated by the KC.<\/p>\n

Dog show people use dog food bags for rubbish and rubbish bins for dog food.<\/p>\n

Dog show people talk on the phone for hours to another dog person in a language known only to dog people.<\/p>\n

(Author Unknown)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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