Dog Show people
I just had to share this with you all.
Dog Show people are a special breed, not usually recognised by the KC.
They usually have crates in their living rooms, keep messy houses, but their kennels are spotless.
They can always find a show catalogue within an arms reach and have kids who know more about the ‘birds and the bees’ when they are five year old than most people know at 40.
Dog Show people will drive 200 miles, spend £50 on petrol and £20 on meals, to bring home a piece of card.
Dog Show people drive vans. They can never be reached on weekends, unless you happen to be at the same show.
They have trouble getting to work on time but can be at ringside by 8:00am.
Dog show people will give up a £250,000 home to move to a shack on 10 acres so they can have a £150,000 dog kennel.
Dog Show people have children who grow up believing ‘Bitch’ is just another household word.
Dog show people do not have neat gardens.
Dog show people may pay the mortgage 10 days late BUT never miss a closing date for entries.
Dog show people would rather be audited by the Inland Revenue than investigated by the KC.
Dog show people use dog food bags for rubbish and rubbish bins for dog food.
Dog show people talk on the phone for hours to another dog person in a language known only to dog people.
(Author Unknown)